Sticky Widget
when you’re playing a fps game i.e. battlefield 3, and a baddie throws a grenade which lands at your feet – there’s nothing you can do but say ‘ah cr-p’ and die.
nick: how did you die? i was going to sp-wn on you.
me: ah man, i got sticky widgeted, nothing i could do.
nick: that’s how the cookie crumbles.
(stik-ee widge-et, likely american)
contradiction or intellectual imp-sse. a corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. the subst-tution of widget for wicket suggests a subst-tution of a more familiar word given most americans’ ignorance of the game.
see also sticking point, widget.
d-ck: “i wonder which holds greater cosmic import — the ontology of giraffes or polynesian linguistics.”
jane: “what a sticky widget. let’s go get some burger king.”
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