Stiff as dicks


a.) v. stiff, tight, or hard. painfully stiff.

b.) inflexible.
“my muscles are stiff as d-cks! i haven’t been able to sleep in days.”

“i asked for an extension on my -ssignment, but the lecturer wouldn’t give it to me. the guy’s stiff as d-cks about that sh-t.”

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