stiff neck


what one gets when they take a v–gr- pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.
skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!
a term generally used for an usual way of kissing.

basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it’s unbareable to watch.
take your right ear and touch your right shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a stiffneck!

how was his kiss? omg i just been stiffnecked!
another way to say b-n-r.
i’ve got a stiff neck that’s killing me. (austin powers)

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