Stiffen


to stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. if you stiffen someone they won’t know what’s h-t them. said to have originated in glasgow, scotland.
example 1:
jock: here mate did you see stiffen bobby last night?
div: oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
example 2:
jock: shut it or all stiffen you!
davy: awright the come ahead ya fud!

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