Stinging Polar Bear
when one -j-c-l-t-s sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.
i was walking down the street when some -ss hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
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