stingy ring
hot, itchy -sshole that results from incomplete -ss wiping after dropping a bomb. extremely common after the hershey squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. temporarily relieved by picking your -ss, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don’t matter when in this condition). vaseline can do wonders.
when at an amus-m-nt park and you use that sh-tty t.p. that is like newspaper and none of the sh-t from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. you say to your buddy while picking your crack, “man i have a stingy ring!”
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