stingy stoner


a person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to b-m a hit off ya whenever possible.furthermore they are usually total d-ck weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: “ya dude i think im going to go to school up in montana”.

stingy stoner (steve): “what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain”.

normal person: ” um,..do i even know you?”

thats a stingy stoner in a nutsh-ll

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