stink card


when a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty b-tt crack.
d-mn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
dont worry i gave them the stink card.

d-mn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
f-ck yeah f-ck those guards

customer: do you take discover?
server: (gives them stink card) i’ll show you the card that pays you back!

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