Stink Mop


an honorable game in which two combatants (or more) duel with mops that have been dipped in a bucket of fresh urine. stink mop is a good way to learn ‘bad distraction’ in which case, you get a mouthful of whizz.
good distraction frees us from emotional pain… bad distraction gives us a mouthful of whizz – stink mop revelations 14 : 5
when you and a few others urinate into a bucket, then soak two mops in the urine filled bucket and whack each other with the mops until your opponent either p-sses out, gets knocked out quits.
my friends and i played stink mop yesterday. it was disgusting

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