stink-off


an informal compet-tion, usually between family members or close friends, commonly following a large, hearty meal. the object of the compet-tion is to produce the most musical and, more importantly, the most fragrantly-foul and offensive expulsions of intestinal gas known to the farting free world. a true stink-off can render the premises virtually uninhabitable for many hours after the compet-tion. furniture can become flammable and the methane content in the air can sometimes reach the lower explosive limit. for this reason, stink-offs should always be held with extreme caution, cigarette smoking should be discouraged, and the premises should always be well-ventilated.
i stopped by linda and connie’s house after they returned from the international kimchi and korean bbq festival. the place stunk so badly i could barely catch my breath. you could literally cut the air with a knife. linda and connie must have been in the middle of a real stink-off!!

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