stinkenheimer
a stinkenhiemer is when you are spooning your fat girlfriend and she farts in your lap/on your d-ck.
yesterday evening, i was trying to get a piece of -ss and scored, but when i woke up next to her , i found she had given me an stinkenheimer…and so i puked.
when she farted, i had felt it in such a place, i knew it had been a stinkenhiemer.
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