stinkupuss
(stink-you-puss) n. a nauseatingly stinky v-g-n-. it may also be covered in beastlike fur, which may be a defense mechanism for keeping flies or other vermin from feeding on it, mistaking it for some sh-t or rotting flesh. they also have been known to have ferocious fangs capable of severing a p-n-s, tongue, finger, or any sort of object you can stuff in there. it can sense fear, so if you encounter one, turn around, run very quickly, and find a safe place to m-st-rb-t-.
person 1: “so, how was your date with my mom last night?”
person 2: “not good. are you aware that your mom’s tiger print granny panties house an unholy stinkupuss?”
person 1: “of course. why do you think my face is grossly disfigured and makes everyone want to throw up?”
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