stinky mushroom
1. a phrase to describe your p-n-s after having s-x.
steve: “hey dylan, how was your date with brenda last night?”
dylan: “it was awesome, i went home with a stinky mushroom!” can also be reversed, as in “dude, i got my mushroom stinky last night!”
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