Stitute


a chick, sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.
friend: hey john you bang that st-tute last night?
john: yea man, but i’ve washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can’t get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.
a teacher
did you learn anything from that math st-tute today?

no we had a subst-tute today.

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