STM (sexually transmitted mite)
slang for scabies. they’re small mites that burrow into the skin and lay eggs. they cause intense itching and are p-ssed through skin to skin contact or exposure to them in bedding or clothing. while not always p-ssed via s-xual intercourse they frequently are in teenagers and young adults.
bobby: whoa man check out dylan he’s scratching like his whole body is on fire!
jay: yeah man he’s got that stm…
bobby: what the f-ck is an stm?!
jay: it’s scabies. they’re a stm (s-xually transmitted mite). he supposedly got it from that broad he was humpin’.
bobby: wait. isn’t that what you just had?
jay: i don’t want to talk about it.
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