StOakley


stoakley’s are fake oakley’s usually bought at roadside vendors or the mall for less than 10 dollars.
” hey are those the new oakley jawbones, man those are 260 dollars, how can you afford those?”

” h-ll no, these are stoakleys, i got them a guy in a van with a sweet mullet and i only paid 9 bucks!”

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