stoat the ba’


scottish term for a child molester. stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba’ refers to a ball. literally thump a football (soccer for you n american eejits). a stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

how this relates to child abuse i’m not sure but that’s what they call it. stoat the ba’s may be in danger of getting chibbed up bar-l following conviction.
irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

“see you ya c-nt, you some kinda stoat the ba’? beat it or i’ll kick yer heid in!”

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