Stock Show


when you take livestock to a barn filled with other animals and a judge decides which animal is the best. pigs, steers, heifers, turkeys, chickens, goats, and lambs are the most common animals shown. after checking in your animals, you go to the parking lot with your other redneck bretheren and sisteren and drink lots of beer out of your dad’s ice chest, which is carelessly sitting in the back of the pickup.
hey girl, you going to the gillespie country stock show?

h-ll yeah, we’re takin’ three barrows, gonna win the whole d-mn thing.

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