Stock Stalker


one who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.
dude 1: sorry i haven’t responded to your texts. due to gas price volatility, i just put $14k into battery stocks.

dude 2: no problem. i was a psychology major and i recognize stock stalker behavior. you might want to seek professional help.

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