Stockham Stiffie
the stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
also the b-n-r a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the uss stockham.
“talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie.”
“as the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie.”
“as the sailor talked about his experience on the uss stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie.”
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