Stockton Heybuddy


method of greeting a person in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in their face.
so i fought a couple big-ss fedors yesterday when i was out riding my bike but i kept falling down cause i was in bike shoes. they stole my phone, but i caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. i made sure to give them the stockton heybuddy when i left.

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