Stoctomom


a woman that marries a man with eight children.
“hey, rick, did you see jon gosselin’s new girlfriend, she must be the next stoctomom!”

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    a ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs sober people: hey, man lets go smoke a stoge f-cked up people : my n-gg- it’s time for a stogerson

  • Stony Brook Walking

    when a college student walks right in front of a car because, hey, on campus students have the absolute right of way. boy: sorry it took me so long to get here, i was driving and everyone kept stony brook walking in front of me. girl: ugh, i hate stony brook walkers.

  • the human bakery

    while having s-x the male pours flour and eggs into her v-g-n- and beats it with his d-ck creating a dough. i gave your mom the human bakery.

  • the inverted panda

    when a man -j-c-l-t-s in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda omg what happened to your face its called the inverted panda or samad

  • the nothing smile

    when someone asks what’s wrong and you say nothing. then you smile to re-ssure them. it means that there is something, but it has nothing to do with them and it’s not their fault. “hey, are you ok? what’s wrong?” “nothing, i’m fine” -fake or small smile- aka ‘the nothing smile’


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