stoid


a person who has connections to a drug dealer but is so burnt out and broke that they refuse to get you any drugs with out breaking them off some of your purchase.
stoid: yea i can get oc’s all day… but its gona cost ya.
me: what!?! you mean to tell me your gona charge me for simply finding drugs.
stoid: well ya man im hurting right now you gotta help me out.

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