Stoken

pr-nunciation: \sto-ken\
function: noun, adjective, verb
etymology: eastern us english, stoken,
date: early 2000+

a : hate to see another in a better position than him or herself

b : do to a severe lack of ability to achieve at the normal level of a standard human a “stoken” will instead complain about those who outperform him or herself

c : to come from a place of zero intelligence, reason and work ethic and hate those who achieve at a higher level

d: additionally a stoken, in a group setting, will rarely have money to contribute, and at point of collection will always have an excuse as to why he or she does not owe said debt
usage:

a : just because i am better at fantasy football, that is no reason to be a stoken.

b : don’t be a stoken, everyone else put money in.
awesome-coming from stoked, meaning sweet in terms of skiing or snowboarding
dude! that jump was stoken
derived from the popular words stoke or stoked.
can be used as a verb or an adjective.
if you or one of your friends is “stoken” on a guy or a girl it means they are hot for them or crushing on them.
when used as an adjective it describes someone who is hot, good, or bangable.
kissten: aybaybay that boy is stoken!
dody: omg i know he is totally stoken and so is his friend!

kissten: dody im totally stoken on this guy!
dody: kissten im totally stoken on his friend, lets double.

kissten: aybaybay you’re a stoken friend!
dody: aww kissten you’re a stoken friend too!
noun.

a token that one needs when they are excited about something.
did zak give you a stoken? i was so jazzed when he gave me one!

collect all the stokens to win at life!