Stokrotka Day
a holiday that every man in rural poland celebrates when he has had s-x with his 100th krotka (small animal that lives in the ground and comes out at night to make love to you). however, if he has only had s-x with 99 krotkas, then the gypsys come to his village and steal its cabbage and he has to suicide.
polish man: andrzej, i hear it is your stokrotka day!
his friend: yes! it was most best day my life! whole village come to congratulate!
polish man: but. i hear very sad news about milosz.
his friend: he never make it to hundred krotka. he will be remember fondly.
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