Stomach Pirranha
a species of pirranha that lay they’re eggs inside pork meat. stomach pirranhas can be found in normal pork chops found and a grocery store, although rare. stomach pirranha eggs can be found in about 1 in 1000 normal pork chops. when you get stomach pirranha eggs in your stomach there is really no way to stop them and they will soon devour your stomach and then your esophagus.
oh no, i think ive got stomach pirranhas (stomach gets devoured)
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