Stomagasm
noun. the brown shiny love-chunk deposited from the soft opening in the stomach designed for a colostomy bag, usually after a particularly gratifying session of stomalingus.
lee: oh danny! danny! faster! you are so skilled with your tongue around my unnatural intestinal opening, i think you’re going to bring me to stomagasm!
danny: -retches- -spits beige saliva-
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