stonage
the cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana
dave:”dude you spilled my drink on my playstation b–tch” roger: “sorry man its the stonage”
being really high on marijuana!
stoner #1: it aint dat serious dude…you can stop laughing now…
stoner #2: -continues to laugh now even harder-
stoner #1: d-mnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!
where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot s-x on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.
dude, let’s have an uber stonage.
a word that stoners use as a subt-tute for ownege or pwnd.
(combonation of ownd, and stonerific)
haha stonage -takes a hit-
what?
what?
im baked
….
what?
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