Stone bonker


a person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.
stone bonker: if princess diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

you: you’re a complete stone bonker.

see stoner

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