Stone Football


a stone that mama luigi carved into a football. it sometimes can kill mario. mario and mama luigi always debate if it is a stone or a football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
mama luigi: mario! look what i made! itsa football!

mario: its a stone luigi! you didint make it!

mama luigi: -shakes head- its a football! i chiseled it!

mario: stone!

mama luigi: football!

mario: objection! its a stone luigi!

mama luigi: its a football! i chiseled it!

stone football~

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