stone hands


when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
daniel venier has mad stonehands.
a term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
stone hands, otherwise known as darrius heyward-bey syndrome.

al davis: darrius heyward-bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
michael crabtree: n-gg-‘s got stone hands.
a phrase used by football players that means you can’t catch good.
i will be reciever i’m ill @ catching.

other guy: no f-cking way you suck you hav like stone hands
a term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.
stone hands, otherwise known as darrius heyward-bey syndrome.
the act of plunging one’s fist into another’s -n-l cavity using absolute brute force. generally, this is performed in a ‘punching’ manner.
person 1: dude, why is jon walking funny?

person 2: jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. he loved it!

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