stone phone


to get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.
dude, the beatles are the best band to stone phone!
to call anyone under the influence of marijuana. it utilises the term stoned while phoning someone.

also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. one is literally stoning someone with phones.
dude… i got so high last night and accidently stone phoned my teacher… f-ck man…

that b-tch bit my ear off!!! let’s stone phone her to death

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