stoned.com


1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (when you are educated about that sh-t)
i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com

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