Stoneing


an action where one effectively ‘kills’ a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over -n-lyasis of it. witnesses of the stoneing may then shout “stoned” at the ‘stoner’ to show just how un-funny they are.
the two types of ‘stoneing’ are as follows…

1.
person a: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

person b: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like “oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

person a: stoned

2.
person a: he is such a d-ckhead!

person b: yeah, a p-b-less d-ck!

person c: hahaha yeah, like, he also has no b-lls, and hasn’t gone through p-b-rty and it is really small and has hair on it

person a & b: stoned!

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