Stoner Diet


being on a stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.
hot pockets have to be ham and cheese or pepperoni pizza flavored. waffles have to be eggo. cup of noodles has to be shrimp flavored. and cereal has to be made by kellogs. if you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.

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