Stoner Drifting


the inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. stoner drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. most partic-p-nts don’t even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, “what the f-ck am i doing over here?”.
i have no idea why i am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme stoner drifting.

Read Also:

  • Neroh

    a neroh is a crown, or a very important person. this person always gets what he wants, and all other people have to listen to this person. that guy is very neroh, we should listen to him becouse he is way better then us.

  • stoner 'stache

    a perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day. that guy should shave that stoner ‘stache, it smells like pot. the hair that […]

  • Nerstaynez

    wannabe gang member that secretly plays runescape all day(well when he’s not putting acne medicine on).9 tony: “hey nerstaynez u gonna go toot wit me today?” nerstaynez: “heck no i got clan wars pvp wutttt!”

  • cadavery

    adj- made of cadavers. similar to a cadaver. that old man is cadavery. the box made of limbs sure is cadavery.

  • cadillac republican

    most leaders of the republican party are cadillac republicans. they’re the very rich, the kind that smoke cigars in smoke filled rooms, being evil and lying to the public. they take advantage of the chevrolet republican. similar to neocons or neoconservatives. named for the cadillac, an expensive car. karl rove is a cadillac republican.


Disclaimer: Stoner Drifting definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.