Stoner Statement


a statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
some stoner statements:

“why do noses run while feet smell?”

“if actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?”

“if guns don’t kill people and people kill people, then toasters don’t toast toast, toast toast toast”

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    the exact opposite of the word shoots “man i crashed your car” “stoohs”

  • sto po

    shortened form of stockton police we were coming back from the ewok bridge when some under cover sto po tried asking us for drugs. we were havin a bangin party when the sto po showed up. richard stockton college campus police this kid tried to jump off the roof of c court and the stopo […]

  • straight piledrive that shit

    to absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is. joe: wow how hot is that girl down the hall? dan: man, i’d straight piledrive that sh-t joe: fo’real

  • strangeness

    daniel peter ostevall oh my…he is just full of strangeness today

  • trout gowl

    a less than pleasant smelling women’s v-g-n-.likened to that of the spotted freshwater trout. “so i buried me head in her knickers and i’m not messin ya man, the smell of trout gowl off her was unbelievable”.


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