stoners code


stoners live
and stoners die
but in the end we all get high.
so if in life
you don’t succeed,
f-ck this sh-t!
and smoke some weed
yo man, yew a true stoner?
yeah bro.
gimme the stoners code.
1 more definition
mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
such as:
1) do not snitch
2) do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) when taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) when offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken

me: you snitched? that’s totally against stoner’s code

mike: who cares? i’m a total d-ck anyways…

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