stoodent


a person lacking in every respect. chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to cl-ss discussions, but often coming up short.
one of my stoodents told me he was “straight”. i -ssured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.
lazy good for nothing sponging of the government
see him, see that waster? he’s a stoodent!

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