stooge-o-matic


an automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. it is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don’t know how to drive. these are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

see automatic transmission.
no man would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. those are for girlie men and sissies.

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