stooger
n. a nose that closely resembles a strawberry because of its quant-ties of blackheads that resembles a strawberrys seeds.
that girl would be goodlooking if not for her stooger and her jangat-ts.
or
i ate the ripe fruit that was infact a stooger.
a full blown erection
don’t make me pull my stooger out!
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