Stool Buddy


a person who enters a public restroom with the specific intent to occupy and execute the 2nd bodily function, directly adjacent to another person, when there are clearly numerous stalls of separation.
everybody wants a buddy, but n-body wants a “stool buddy”.

a “stool buddy” has the least regard for restroom protocol.

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