stool drool
n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person’s face after performing -n-l f-ll-t– on another individual
benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss’ office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.
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