Stooling
the act of thinking while taking a dump.
i have some of my best ideas while stooling..
just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case sh-t goes down.
“slow down, there’s a cop stooling up ahead.”
the act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.
a true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.
sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
i was stooling last night out the front of rob’s house, here’s the picture
check out my awesome stool!
do you want to go stooling together?
a s-xual practice whereby the male in a heteros-xual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a d-ld- to pleasure herself.
the male members of liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert
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