Stop Light Shuffle
you are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! unfortunately, you’re at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. the stop light shuffle is when, while you’re deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
“while heading home from work today, i did the stop light shuffle at almost every light.”
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