Stop looking at me
a phrase of pure paranoia. usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says “stop looking at me” (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). a person saying “stop looking at me” is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. i mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?
girl 999: stop looking at me!
boy 1: b-tch, i look where i please.
guy 1: -better make sure guy 2 is not looking at me-
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
guy 2: stop looking at me.
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