stoplight asshole
a stoplight -sshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. they turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
i would have made on time if it wasn’t for the stoplight -sshole.
Read Also:
- turbo pull
a vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. likely to be carried out under extreme pressure. i had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes… lad!
- emiibott
a cool guy that has swag in his/her name. a person that likes memes. that guy is a total emiibott.
- shea martin's disease
a contagious disease in which the victim appears to be older than he/she actually is. if left untreated, the victim may become hated by his/her peers. other symptoms include… – finding a new hobby on a weekly basis – engaging disinterested persons in tedious conversations regarding the hobby – failure of various physical training tests […]
- mediahead
a person, usually an american, who gets all their information from mainstream media such as fox news or cnn, or other corporate-sponsored media. this often leads to a case of dunning-krueger effect, since mediaheads view themselves as highly intelligent and informed simply because they think they keep up with current events around the world, but […]
- plating the gary
the act of pleasuring your partner’s -n-s using your tongue. see also ‘r-mm-ng’. chris wasn’t sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. he tried it, and they weren’t lying.