stoplight
adj. awe-inspiring and epic. so epic that one cannot help but not pay attention to that object, much like a stoplight.
1) that touchdown in the last ten seconds of the game was so stoplight that it made me want to become a quarterback!
2) the view at the top of the mountain was so stoplight that it took my breath away.
a stoplight is spoken when talking to your wingmen about possible hook-ups for the night.
green light- the lady is very attractive, and you should not back down from this possible fling.
yellow light- this usually is said when the girl is a toss up. usually she is turned into a green light after a few drinks. but the next morning you will probably regret it.
red light- stay away from this girl!!! she is ugly, std infested, or might have a boyfriend that is a ufc champion that gets jealous really easily.
phil: hey mike. . what color of the stoplight is the girl standing over by the bar?
mike: i would say green light! she looks very s-xy, and she has a twin!!
start texting or phone light
no one can spend 20 seconds at a stop light without starting to text or phone someone…wtf
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