Store-bought titties


a female’s surgically augmented br–sts.
charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought t-tties.

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    very top quality crack cocaine. will not break if it is dropped from 6 ft. on a tile floor or thrown against a wall. i just finished whipping up some straight drop, n-gg-. “man you got any good sh-t?” “i got str8 drop n-gg-, 30 fo a dub.” “fasho!!” straight is another name for crack […]

  • sub-zero tip trick

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  • Sweg

    fake swag. swag that is not real or not even there. jimmy bought those ratchet -ss shoes doe. dats just sweg bruh. instead of using “swag”, you use “sweg” to be more hipster/ indie. person 1: did you see that film at the weekend? person 2 (cool): no, i have too much sweg! an acronym […]

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    bad word or socially unacceptable word. guy1: holy sh-t bro! guy2: don’t say swez. en fed b0ssenewb på irc swez says: hej i sux c0x

  • Swirko

    polish for ‘f-cking legend,’ most commonly used in the instances of consuming alcohol, fighting crime, or playing roller derby. those two customers at the yee dynasty downed those mai tai’s like swirkos. yo form in spanish for “to not do anything” swirkov: a branch of the polish mafia. i don’t wanna to work…i guess i’ll […]


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