store opener
in racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the b-ttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the t-st-cl-s, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. imagine hearing “ding-a-ling-a-lingaling” one of the most painful experiences in sports.
i’m gonna tape my b-lls to my stomach so i never get hit by a store opener again.
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